Welcome, Lazy Ass...

Most dev blogs are vanity mirrors with syntax highlighting. This ain't that. There are no productivity hacks here, no life-changing frameworks, and definitely no call to action. If you're looking for motivation, try caffeine... or religion.

What you'll find here is what survives after a full workday, two kids, a collapsing attention span, and the depression from being a White Sox fan. It's not polished. It's not optimized. It's the kind of thing you jot down at 10:43pm because because your brain won't shut up about some impossible user story.

This is a quiet rebellion against tech's endless hype cycle and the pathological need to always be "leveling up." I'm not building a personal brand. I'm barely keeping my personal sanity.

So read on, or don't. The site loads fast either way.